Company statement - August 14 2008
Deadly jellyfish mixup

Unfortunately our standard kitten contractor has reported that some shipments of the standard kitten have been mixed up with deadly man 'o war jellyfish. If you feel you may have received a deadly jellyfish in error, or are unsure if your kitten is from the affected batch, please answer the following questions:

Does your "kitten" have a translucent, gelationus body?
Does your "kitten" have multiple tentacles or legs coming from its body?
Does your "kitten" lie motionless on the floor for long periods of time?

If you can answer YES to any two of these questions, do not swim in the sea with your kitten as it may be a deadly jellyfish. Instead, contact us immediately for a complete refund.

This may afffect your statutory rights

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