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Angry kitten
Shake box to activate contents
Boxed kitten

Only the most experienced collector will appreciate the angry kitten. It's also the perfect surprise gift for ex-husbands, mothers-in-law, or the insane.

To ensure the kitten is as angry as possible, when you receive your angry kitten, just give the box a brisk shake to activate the contents. If the angry kitten is a gift we can leave intructions with the delivery company.

You'll know the kitten ready to open when you hear a growling sound from inside the box. Stand back, open and enjoy...

 


Product specifications

  • Kitten type: Angry
  • Exterior coating: Fur
  • Language: Screech
  • Jumping height: High / very high
  • Pain-causing to size ratio: High / very high
  • Average customer rating:  1 star(4 customer reviews)
  • Added extras:
    • Automatically ejects from box
    • Fast attack mode
    • Mouse consumption facility
Warning - Beware the angry kitten. Please beware. This kitten will bite you, and keep biting....biting....biting.......


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